One word, two syllables....Pasties!!!! I don't...

One word, two syllables....Pasties!!!! I don't know how a club can be classified as topless when all the girls wear pasties!!! I am surprised no one previously mentioned this fact or else I would have gone to a nude club. I spoke to the bouncer and all places in Springfield which serve alcohol have pasties. Also the whole not being able to directly tip the girl on stage just sucks. The bouncer even told me to wad up my dollar and throw it to the girl, talk about humiliating.

The only reason why I gave the place a 3 is because of the bouncer, bartender, and a couple of the dancers. I went in on a Tuesday night, after midnight and there were only 6 girls working but all were cute, and one named Honey, about 5'9" was absolutely gorgeous. So guys if you really have nothing better to do and you have seen all the movies on spanktravision in the hotel then maybe venture out in Springfield.

For me I wish I would have taken the time and gone to Illusions in Nixa. I tried stopping by Crazy Horse but it was dead and only two girls were working.