this place is the low of...

this place is the low of the low, good for kicks though. put a buck in the turnstyle, grab a private booth, stick another buck, window opens up and you get to self service yourself while tipping the dancer while she's dancing.(drop another buck or two into the little slot for the tip). watch out for the wet floors! maintenance will mop the floors every so often to clean up the DNA.

the place to go if you're broke and in a bind.