This place was flat-out terrible. What...

This place was flat-out terrible. What a dive. With the ten dollar cover charge, my friend and I were told we got two drinks-Red Bull or some cruddy house soda. The bouncer (or maybe he was the bartender? All he really did was stand around) mostly acted like an utter jerk to these girls. Being there for three hours, there were girls on the stage twice, for about five minutes each. And when we asked if they could get someone up there, all she did was prance around? Call me silly, but I expect some nudity in a strip club. I mean, the lame lesbian porn on the tv's was what had most of my attention! And the horrid hip-hop music gave me a headache.

And the girls, wow. Talk about subpar. I see cuter ladies going to the gas station. And they didn't appreciate the idea of atmosphere, or anything like that. Very, very businesslike. There was one girl who seemed like she had a clue, and she got plenty of my cash. I mean, $20 for a 4 minute dance, ouch. But she made the most of it.

Also, it didn't help that one of the girls sitting at the bar was having her back massaged and being prodded by the creepeiest old man alive. She kept shooting us sideways glances with a horrid, disgusted grimace on her face. Ugh.

Maybe it was just the night I was there, maybe it was the employees on hand, but honestly, I wouldn't go back there if it was the last strip club on earth.