Asheville is a very nice town....

Asheville is a very nice town. Unfortunately, it only has 2 strip clubs, and one of them was closed. Wound up at the Trophy Club about 11:00 on a Tuesday night. Paid $8. cover charge, and entered a dark, smoky and singularly depressing room. Two fairly unattractive dancers sat at tables, talking to customers. After a short time, the DJ called on one of them to dance. Noticed a couple of disreputable looking dudes lurking in the shadows. I must say I did enjoy watching Willow, a statuesque blonde with beautiful long hair and creamy white skin perform an artistic and very athletic pole dance. Spectacular! How I longed to caress her dimpled bottom, but the rules forbid it. Private dances are $35., and very forgettable. Finished my Heineken and left (it's a sin to waste beer). Asheville is pretty easy to get around (totally bizarre traffic patterns downtown) and is convenient to the Blue Ridge Parkway and Cherokee casino.