It would be easy to say...

It would be easy to say this club sucks, but that would be a little a strong & not informative. Lets be objective...any club that does not sell alcohol to me gets a standard deduction(-2). A good libation can lubricate the social wheels for a good time. Juice bars are working up hill; just a personal opinion of mine. The overall club is small, reasonably comfortable chairs, & a somewhat annoying DJ (-1). The private dances I receieved were average to better than average on the Sunday evening I went (kudos to Chole & the 'Twins' & the Ebony Goddess Chantal). I have to say one of my favorite things about going to a strip club is seeing attractive women that smell good. Most were moderately attractive, but no one smell particularly enchanting; no B.O., but not exotic(5). So... even though they gave me a 6 month VIP card for participating in the manager's special, I can't see spending much time or money here.