I drove out to "Bottoms Up"...

I drove out to "Bottoms Up" recently -- what a mistake! This place has really gone downhill. This used to be a great place, where you could always put your hands on some red hot African-American flesh. And they also had this very nice tradition = when you entered the door, one of the Strippers would come up and meet you, and pat you down, including a firm (but gentle) squeeze to your crotch region.

However, let me tell you what things are like now. After driving all the way out there on Hwy 3, I arrived about 3 pm, and there were no Strippers in the entire club!! The manager explained that the Girls were supposed to show up at 1 o'clock, but apparently they had all decided to be late that day, so there were no females to be seen.

I ordered a beer, and he charged me full price for it!! (I have been in other clubs where the girls were late, and the management has always said that drinks were on the house, because there was no stage action). I think this guy missed an excellent opportunity to demonstrate outstanding Customer Service. The way to build a loyal customer base is to treat the customers with respect. Anyway, he blew it. And then he started whining to me about all the friggin' work that he had to do. Dude - shut the hell up! I didn't come to your club to sit there and listen to your whining! I give this place a "4"