Mark's Topless Donut Shop (adjacent to...

Mark's Topless Donut Shop (adjacent to the club) is one of the most entertianing places in the Northeast, especially if you want to see an attractive young woman bring you coffee and stale donuts. But after all you aren't going to go there for the cuisine, now are you!

The regular club is a free-for-all that has everything from drunk, moronic dancers sitting in your lap and getting very "friendly" to several great looking, very professional entertainers who realyy know how to dance.

I guess it just depends on the the day you visit, so overall I give it a 9 on good days, to a low of five on a bad day, which speaks to the need for consistency.