I had been looking forward to...

I had been looking forward to trying this club since I first read about its opening. I was horribly disappointed when I finally got a chance to test it out. It is much smaller inside than it looks from the road. The $5 entrance fee is matched by the $5 drink you are required to buy (I was told you must have a drink with you at all times). The girls I saw weren't very attractive. Probably 5/10 as far as dancers go. But most importantly, I wanted to get a private show (since juice bars tend to produce better experiences). Long story short, the sign that says "VIP dances $50/ half hour" is referring only to the 'rental' of the room. If you want a dancer to join you in the room, you can expect to pay $200 for the whole thing. No thanks.

I went in with high hopes, got a 'lap dance' (not impressed), passed on the VIP show (where I was promised 'exciting' things like 'dirty talk'), and left the place with $30 less in my wallet, and the intention of never returning.

I guess if you're 18 and hard up it may not be bad, but I'd rather go to Jiggles.