Pastie/Bikini is the best you can...

Pastie/Bikini is the best you can hope for in the NOVA area, but it still doesn't make for a great strip club experience. Stop by this place in the afternoon, wasn't really busy. There we're about 4 guys that were there more for drinking than paying attention to the dancers. The dancers do their gyrations on a long center stage surrounded by stools. It was a decent atmosphere, and the 1 dancer I saw was passable (6/10). Didn't stick around too long before moving on. This places sister club is supposed to be a good place to grab a bite to eat, but was closed (which is why I ended up here).