I visited Mons Venus on a...

I visited Mons Venus on a Wednesday evening from about 9 until midnight. I was impressed by the shear number of beautiful women and the very nice format of at least three girls dancing on stage at any given time and sometimes as many as seven.

But the lap dances I tried were less than great. Some were just terrible. I bought one from a rather plain-faced, straight-haired girl, named Stefanie, who had great moves on stage, so I thought there might be a correlation. As she began the private dance, she asked me how I'd heard of the place, and when I responded TUSCL (and mentioned how highly TUSCL has rated the place, thinking this was a compliment), she responded, "Is that the web site where guys say bad things about dancers?" So I said, "Not usually, but occasionally, I suppose, and I never remember such comments." Despite my attempt to downplay the negative, at that point she became angry at me (apparently blaming me for whatever nasty thing someone said about her or a friend of hers in the past). She proceeded to give me one of the rudest lap dances I've experienced in my life and then griped that I didn't buy another. And afterward, several of the other dancers (certainly Stephanie's friends) began to give me dirty looks while on stage. So beware of Stephanie, who seems to be a bit of a nut job. And I suppose that this paragraph means that Stephanie is actually right about one thing: this IS the site where at least one guy (me) says bad things about at least one girl: her. On the plus side, if you all heed my advice, no one else will have to, or, better, maybe someone will someday persuade her to get some much-needed therapy.

Otherwise, I found the place to be fun. Most of the dancers were friendly, and a couple of the private dances were actually good. And, even though the girls didn't strip very well on stage, the shear number and beauty of the girls on the stage at any time made the show quite enjoyable.