I had never been to Fare...

I had never been to Fare before but a friend had raved about the place so we decided to check it out about 3:30 A.M. on Thursday night. The club is in the same building as another club, and it is an enormous complex. It was $20 to get in the door. We were offered upstairs VIP access for $50, but we weren't planning to stay long so we just went inside. The place is laid out with a big stage in the middle and bars on either side of the stage. There were stairs leading up to VIP areas that I never saw. I'd guess there were probably 15 or 20 customers in there, most of them being entertained by dancers. Pretty slow, but it was a weeknight.

I was a little worried about the dancers that would be there because I knew it was a totally nude place, and the bottomless joints I've been to in DFW have been real skank magnets. I was pleasantly surprised with the dancers I saw there. Mostly white and hispanic, with very little silicone. No 9s or 10s, but a solid group of 7s and 8s. I got dances from two girls, one blonde and one latina. In each case dance #1 was topless and the G-string came off after that. The blonde was pretty mechanical - plenty of grindage but never seemed too into it. She suggested plenty of fun upstairs but I didn't bite. The latina was much more sensual and was a stick shifter to boot.

We stuck around for 45 minutes or an hour, and overall it was a pretty good time. I'm usually not looking for that kind of thing at 3 in the morning, but for anyone who is I'd recommend it. One note - it may be a completely different place earlier in the evening because someone there said a lot of the dancers come from other clubs after they close at 2:00.