After researching, it was a toss-up...

After researching, it was a toss-up between The San Antonio and The Palace. Starting out for the S. A., I lucked out and got a cab driver that was a regular at the clubs. He steered me here, and I wasn't disappointed.

I like to stay away from the busy times anyway, and my only opportunity this trip was on a Tuesday afternoon. As you might expect, it was pretty quiet, but the dancers were almost all gorgeous; it's hard to say how many were working at the time. It's a big club, with a large main stage area, and numerous VIP and private areas at different price levels. Based on several previous reviews, I thought I could avoid the extra charges and have a good time in the main room, and that turned out to be the case.

Also following the lead of previous reviewers, I was able to communicate to the server what I was looking for in a private dance, and she sent two really cute, busty girls over. For those of you that need ratings, I'd say a 9 or 10 (with perfect, natural breasts), followed by an 8 or 9 (boob job, but still really nice). I let them decide where in the main room to settle in, and - like at least one other reviewer - we ended up under one of the TV screens near the kitchen door. It sounds like it wasn't very private, but the dim lighting in the corners makes it adequate (and I didn't feel like a bouncer was watching for the slightest mistake). At least it didn't cramp the style of either dancer, and I had perhaps the best two lap dance sessions ever. It made a difference that I'd worked it out with the server, and the two dancers she sent me met all my expectations smoothly and effortlessly, without the usual cat-and-mouse about what can happen, and without awkward small talk.