I went early, about 7pm, and...

I went early, about 7pm, and there were no dancers. They rounded up a girl about 10 minutes after I sat down. The tables are meant to look a bit classy, with real tableclothes. They had some sort of food menu, and a full bar. I screwed up when I entered the club info -- it's a pastie place, not full topless. Got a couch dance from a Russian girl, pretty and nice personality, but club rules didn't allow much of a dance. Continouus monitoring by the bouncer. Thought the champagne room might be better, but it was virtually the same. In fact, since I was the only patron, the only difference in the couch and VIP rooms was that I had a bottle of (expensive) champagne. Both rooms curtained off by beads, but completely visible from the bouncer's chair just outside the room. Given that this club is in the location of an old massage parlor, I had hoped maybe it was a front for the old owners with some more action. No such luck..