I stopped into Peanuts and Beer...

I stopped into Peanuts and Beer on a Friday night around 8:30 pm. As always one of the hawkers on the sidewalk escorted me down the alley to the front door. The last time I was here the action was downstairs. This time everything had been moved upstairs and the downstairs appeared closed. I sat at the bar and the sidewalk hawker got me a bottle of beer, which cost $4 dollars. I tipped him a dollar and he headed back to the sidewalk to look for more customers. I saw around a half dozen patrons and an equal number of dancers. The dancers were all in the 3 to 6 range and I decided to just finish half my beer and head down to the Zona Norte.

Shortly a heavyset waitress approached me and asked if I wanted to meet (buy a drink for) any of the dancers. I politely declined and she went about her business. It wasn't more than a minute or two when a beautiful dancer emerged from a doorway and walked across the room. Heavyset waitress (picture the lesbian warden in a ‘B' women's prison movie) observed my eyes following the girl who was very close to a 10. No tattoos, no bimbo boobs. She approached again and I agreed to buy a drink for the girl and decided to stay for my whole beer.

I've forgotten the girls name but she was from somewhere in southern Mexico and said she had been in Tijuana for about 8 months with her 3-year-old daughter. I'd guess her age at around 20 or 21. I bought her a drink, which cost $10 dollars and felt obligated to tip HW (heavyset waitress) $2 dollars. Just then, without asking HW walked around my chair and begin giving me a back massage. I knew she was going to want a tip and normally I would have told her to take a hike but I didn't want to seem like a prick to my new friend. Sure enough after a few minutes the massage was done and the pretty stripper suggested I tip $5 dollars. I tipped HW $3 dollars and she left. The hot dancer spoke limited English but enough to converse. She was actually very nice and I think the hustle routine was taught and practiced at Peanuts and Beer. There would be more.