This review is an effort to...

This review is an effort to promote the exchange of some truely USEFUL information about this club for a change! Who gives a flying fuck what kind of beer they sell or what music they play or what channel is on their TV--this is a place where you to go to get off, for Pete's sake! And who cares how many fat slobs there are, and how dirty the place is--you are coming here to partake in services of the Worlds Oldest Profession--NOT to have a gourmet meal or judge a beauty contest! And while a few girls do carry some extra pounds, most are quite fit, young, healthy, and quite attractive--there are even quite a few 9's and a couple 10s. But the important thing to be aware of in this club is that, while most girls are honest and will try show you a good time, there are a few who will steal you blind. Be on your guard at all times in here! But that, of course, comes with the territory if you like to live on the edge and enjoy the forbidden fruit in this veritible Garden of Eden, that is here for the plucking!

Current A-level girls who WILL put out in ANY way that you might desire, in the booth, and who will NOT rip you off include: Cleo, Miranda, Lexi, and Tasha. Other girls who put out, but with varying degrees of enthusiasm and levels of performance, and with whom you need to watch your pockets and jewelery, and/or expect upsell, include Rain, Rachel (the Peurto Rican one), Lady T aka Tammy, and Dominican Lucy. Stay FAR away from Remy--she is an outright ROB. The turnover in this club is high, but the aforementioned girls have been here a long time. But DO NOT--I repeat DO NOT--go to the booth before FULLY negotiating ALL services. And except with the A-level girls mentioned above, if you pay up front before services are rendered, then you are asking for trouble!

When I go to this club, I expect at least as much performance-wise as from an escort, and then some! Of course, at 100-200 for the girl for 15 minutes, plus the $35 boooth fee plus the $10 Godiva entrance fee, it is at least as expensive as a descent escort experience, with only 15 mins instead of a full hour. That is the downside. However, on the positive side, you get to see, and to some extent, to feel and sample the merchandise if you are so inclined, BEFORE going to the private area for the main event. So it is a trade off. But some of the merchandise here is indeed gorgeous, fun, and delightful. Have fun--but be vigilant!