Crazy Girls Cabaret
1926 W Deer Valley Dr Phoenix, AZ 85027

To put it nicely, this place...

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haterindahouse
Sep 13, 2007, 12:00 AM
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To put it nicely, this place just plain sucks ass. I don't understand all the positive reviews. For starters, there is a very low dancer-to-customer ratio. Among the few dancers they do have working--on a Saturday, no less--only a handful are worth your attention. Most have big fat asses, small boobs, and a full canvas of tattoos. What's worse, it's just this side of impossible to get the attention of any girl for a lap dance, even those you don't find attractive. They spend most of their time milling about the club with the bouncers, DJs, bartenders, and waitresses (most of whom are hotter than the dancers). I like places where the girls come up to the customers left and right--including the non-regulars--and treat them nice. If you do buy a lap dance, you won't get your money's worth--even for just $10. They have the nerve to call them "lap dances" in the first place. You're in an open booth on one side of the club where the girl will only go so far as to mount your thighs and knees, while paying little or no attention to where you'd want her to go. Contact is nonsensual, friction minimal, and eye contact nonexistent. You're left with no sense of fulfilment whatsoever as the girl most reluctantly endures her one-song task and thanklessly goes off with your cash. I didn't opt for the extra $20 admission to go into the "VIP" area, which looks like nothing more than an elevated area in full view from the rest of the club. Peeking in, I saw that it's just as impossible to get your favorite girl's attention up there and the dances are just as lousy as those on the main floor--but twice as expensive. Stay away.

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