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I've been a TUSCL member for 4 years. In fact, I'm a lifetime member and throughout that time, Adelita's has been at or near the top of the Top 40 list. So I finally decided to make my own pilgrimage to the TUSCL mecca of clubs to see if this club lived up to the hype. So I made the 5+ hour drive from Phoenix to San Ysidro (where my hotel room was) yesterday.

At 12:30 AM last night, I drove to the US parking lot, walked across the border and told the taxi driver to take me to Adelita's (as I have read many times on this site). He took me there where 30-40 people were standing outside. I then walked in and saw that it was packed! Tons of guys sitting and standing around but the club itself was much nicer than I had envisioned. Also, there was a hot lady stripping in the middle of the club. I also noticed there was nowhere to sit. But I also noticed that there were dozens of smokin' hot hispanic ladies in very revealing and tight clothing. I was floored by how many hotties were just standing around. There were also some non-hotties, but they were vastly outnumbered by the hotties (85% to 15% ratio). I finally found a place to sit near the bathroom. Got a Corona for $3.50 and sat back and relaxed.

I started to visually scan around the place for a lady to talk to as I had my $72 (again, thanks to this site) ready to be spent. There were so many fine latina ladies here that my head almost began to spin, trying to decide which one I wanted. Then I saw this latina super hottie with the perfect body (no cellulite, perfectly round ass, nice big soft boobs w/ no saggage) and very cute face (brown hair w/ highlights). She was on the other side of the room but I caught her attention just by looking at her and nodding. She came over, sat on my lap, shoved my head into her perfect boobs and said hello (that's a hello to remember). She didn't speak english all that well but I was so distracted by her absolutely stunning body, it didn't matter. Then she asked if I wanted to go upstairs and quoted the $72 price I've read so much about about here. After I collected my jaw from the floor from utter disbelief that I was about to hook up with this stunning latina lady, I said yes. She took me by the hand, we walked upstairs, got our room, she did everything I wanted (BJ, missionary, on top and long term doggie style-all w/ condom and safe) with a smile on her face the whole time (great attitude). Even after the 30 minutes was up, she let me go longer until I got off (I like to go for awhile). Then she showered herself off, we both got dressed and she walked me downstairs (well, halfway anyway). After walking to the bottom of the stairs and emerging on the street, I jumped into the closest taxi, went back to my hotel room and went to sleep with a huge grin on my face.

If I lived in the San Diego area, I would be there every week and I would hook up with a different latina hottie each week (52 different latina hotties in a year, oh yeah!). Bottom line, I'm looking to move to San Diego ASAP after this visit (to be honest I was already looking to move there...this confirms the urgency to get there). For a guy who loves hot latina women with smokin' tight bodies, this place is paradise!!!! ADELITAS RULES!!!!