My road dawg and I hit...

My road dawg and I hit this club Friday/Saturday, August 17/18, 2007, after hitting Katz deli (man was that a good corned beef on rye - pickles were straight too - the parking ticket was not too fun though). The one thing we noticed is that folks were more about getting our 20 bones to get in than checking I.D. (I guess we are now officially old). Be that as it may, as we first walked through the door, all we could initially see was an empty, and I'm talking EMPTY, stage with a pole in the middle and nobody around. My first thought was, "We've been had", but we continued to the right through another door and saw the dancers in the room with the main stage. We got there at about 1:00 AM and there were not many patrons; as a matter of fact, more dancers than patrons. There was also one dancer that worked the bar and the stage. She was the one that to me by the arm and directed me away from the back corner area of the place as the boss/owner was announcing (telling me via the microphone actually) that the section of seats and tables (it was all one room) I was trying to sit in was "closed". So I get a seat next to my buddy next to the dance stage (no moat here, thank goodness) to view the talent. The first dancer we saw was entering the last portion of her time on stage before moving to her lap dances. This sista' put on the best show, twerking things and making things pop and clap a little bit. She got liberally tipped from my buddy and myself. She worked things like an old pro (she was either from the south or did some private jump-offs in the NYC area is my guess) After her, with the exception of a slim latin (possibly Italian - hard to tell in low light) lovely and another slim/very slim sista', it kinda was downhill. There was a sister sista' combination that worked the stage, but unfortunately, the older sister with the great legs and ham hock did not really want to put on a show (get nude and twerk it) and kept her younger sister, who seemed more willing to get crunk (she was a little sauced) from working her game. There was another duet show with a very slim latina who could pop it properly, but guess it was only for folks she knew (the very slim sista' on the other side of the stage sittin' in a dude's lap).

All in all, could it have been better? Yes. If I had mad scrilla and was trying to give it away in laps, it could have been much better, but I'm into the stage show/exhibition (the durty durty south is where it is at) and not the laps, and I ain't got PacMan Jones dough to blow. Outside of that, if you know what you are getting in to, and keep your expectations in check, it's okay. I'll give it a 7 (6.5 really).