The other night was the first...

The other night was the first time I've ever walked into a strip club and walked out less than 20 minutes later. During the time I was there, the stage was empty. There were dancers around but all of them were too busy hustling for lap dances to bother with going on stage. Even though there was no dancing going on on the stage, the music was so loud that I couldn't hear the dancers' sales pitches. Then during a break between songs, one of them came over and tried to sell me on a private dance. I never buy a private dance from a lady until I've seen her on stage so I asked her if she'd be performing there soon. She said no, she didn't do that. If I wanted to see her dance, I had to buy a private dance. That was when I decided to split.