Big changes at Jaguars for the...

Big changes at Jaguars for the worse. The dancers are now required to PAINT their boobs and wear granny panties. No longer nude! I am sure this is the compromise that the club had to make because of the "6-foot" rule. This allows the dancers to give lap dances.

Lap dances are lame compared to the past glory. The dancers are not allowed to get in the "forward straddle" position. And so many bouncers come walking through I was paying more attention to counting the visits than the dance I was getting. I swear there are as many as 3 different bouncers coming through per song! I doubt guys will be willing to pay $30 for these clothed tame dances for much longer when other clubs are available for much better dances.

The only thing Jags has going is more good looking girls than the other clubs. However, as the dancers make less money they will seek the more liberal work environment offered at the two clubs outside the city, Zebra and Red Parrot. There are two clubs in the city still nude with good laps which are exempt from the 6-foot rule, Lampliter and Foxy. I guess they successfully sued the city council the last time they legislated laws to protect us from naked women.