On a recent Saturday evening in...

On a recent Saturday evening in the LA area, I decided to visit Hawaii Theatre for the first time. The first thing you notice is the low-key location. There is a well-lit sign above the door, but if you're not looking for the place, you might miss it driving by. Two large gentlemen greeted me at the door, and the manager inside was helpful. I believe the cover was $20, but it may have been more. The layout is a full stage for dancing, tables for drinking/chatting with the dancers, couches for lap dances along one side of the room, and a VIP room.

I sat down and ordered the obligatory drink. I noticed most of the dancers were attractive, but some of them had obvious attitude problems. I just ignore those dancers anyway, and soon a very attractive 30ish red-haired dancer sat down with me. Definitely an 8.5/9, tall and trim with nice natural breasts. She gave me the rundown in vague terms - they have an open area where you can get $20 lap dances at the side of the room. Or they have a VIP room, which allows for more privacy. I went for the lap dance, and then I tried an LD with another dancer. This time she was short and attractive, but when she took off her shirt to do the LD, she revealed pool toys. I was tricked by believable cleavage. Mr. Natch was not pleased, but he was polite and waited until the end of the dance.

At that point I was out of money, so I made sure I could get back in, and I went to the ATM (there's a 24 hour ATM just down the street at the post office). Upon my return, there was this really sexy tall latina with long dark hair dancing on stage. Also 30s at least, but fine if you like a solid, full t&a package. After her dance, she was going around the room asking guys if they wanted a dance, and incredibly, nobody took her up. She almost made a whole lap of the room. So I went right up to her and said, "let's go to the VIP . . ."