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Solid Gold has the look, at least from the outside, of that sort of giant Super Strip Club that would feature hundreds of girls and vast open spaces. There is a drive up for valet and a posh waiting room complete with fish tank. Upon entry, they are sure to remind you of their perceived exclusivity as they charge $5 for SELF parking on weekends. That's right, they charge for self parking. Which means before you have seen one G-String you are already down $15 after you pay the cover.

Formerly home to Miami's only all-male strip club, La Bare, Solid Gold is used often for filming of Playboy TV specials and is a magnet for many celebrities. While it may not offer the array of women that a Tootsie's or a Scarlett's might, it does offer a more intimate, exclusive atmosphere so that you don't feel like you're watching girls get naked in a warehouse. The low ceilings, super-plush seats and elegant bars give Solid Gold a distinctively upscale feel. That and they feature flatscreen TV's over each urinal showing centerfold videos of naked women. Surprisingly, most guys make it out of there in under 2 minutes.