Look, I love the Rhino. Really,...

Look, I love the Rhino. Really, I do. But it's so popular now that it's impossible to find a place to sit, the drinks are crazy expensive, and the girls all want the high-rollers.

Still, that's fine. Because when you're there, the ladies are as hot as hot can be, and there are lots and lots and lots of them, none below a 7, and plenty as high as 9.9. I rolled in last Saturday with a bachelor party, and everyone had a solid time buying laps for our friend. I got one $20 dance with Seville, who is very good at her job.

Don't get me wrong, it's a great place. I can't even say it's too popular for its own good, because it's doing great. It might just be a little too popular for me.