I was attracted to this club...

I was attracted to this club by their new ads in Exotica Magazine featuring super hot (10) dancers and the buzzwords "New & Upscale". What I experienced re-defines "upscale".

It was on a Thursday at about 8:00 pm. No cover charge. Upon entering, I was first surprised to see 2 stages, but no dancers at all, just 4 or 5 other customers and a waitress in the whole place. I took a table and waited about 6 or 8 minutes before the waitress took my drink order. Finally, after being in the club for now 20 minutes, a dancer showed up and a couple guys grabbed seats at the rack. She was about a 6 and would dance 3 songs, then take a 15 or 20 minute break before dancing again.

I got a steak. They brought it out almost like fast food--in about 8 minutes from the time I ordered. That made me feel better and then around 9:00 pm more dancers started working. The first one was not very hot and not much of a dancer so I got distracted watching the Discovery Channel. They had a show on how industrial clothes dryers are manufactured. Anyway the third dancer was better than Discovery. She was cute (an 8) with really nice boobs, and put on a quite athletic and entertaining show. She was worth tipping and seeing at the rack.