Finally broke down and went to...

Finally broke down and went to PH. After a long drive, I reached the pinnacle. The place reminds me of a dive, but I'm not here for atmosphere! Others posted negative reviews and I hoped to find a diamond experience.

FAILURE! We appreciate MILFs, but I can not support "Grannies Gon' Wild". The entertainment was bad and probably 20ish when the wall fell.

The dollar parade left me uninspired and I did not view anyone under 40 to sample private dances. I noticed some happy customers leaving, but I couldn't break down. I left pissed and decided to drive 2 hours to B-more in hopes of finding a "decent" SC experience.