My rating for Jiggles is probably...

My rating for Jiggles is probably one or two points higher because of my negative experiences in several Portland clubs. Portland really does enforce the Air Dance Law, and that is the reason I made the drive to Jiggles last Friday afternoon. I arrived before it got busy. Almost every girl stripped totally naked, but there were a couple of hold outs. I wonder how they think they are going to get guys to spring for private dances if they don't bare it all on the stage. It is true, only one song per dancer - but that means you get to see a lot of dancers at the stage, and it puts the pressure on each dancer to show you her stuff in four minutes or less. I personally LOVE the one-song-per-dancer format.

Rating the girls -- there was nobody there below a seven, that is FOR SURE. All nice faces, nice bodies. Some had attitude tho - the ones that would flash their pussy for a second or two and then cover it up again. To h**l with them stuckupbitches.

I will name one special dancer because she definitely made the trip worthwhile. Her name is LUSCIOUS. She is a medium choclate African-American and told me she is 27 years old. Medium-sized tits, very cuppable, very suckable. SHE IS HOT. SHE IS FUN TO TALK TO. SHE MADE MY TRIP WORTHWHILE. I was about to spring for a private dance with a gorgeous skinny blonde named Chase. But after I saw how quick Luscious stripped to her birthday suit and showed all the pink she could possibly show, I could hardly wait to check her out in the private area. I was very happy with my experience and gave her a nice tip for her efforts. She only works Monday through Friday, early shift, so don't expect to find her there late at night or on weekends.

Personally, all the Portland clubs lived up to my low expectations which were formed by reading other reviews on this site. It was well worth the drive to Tualatin to have a two-way-contact lap dance. Cuz I sure didn't find any of that in Portland.

The club itself is a juice bar, and the $10 cover included my first (and only) drink. I hade a couple of alcoholic drinks in a regular Tualatin bar before entering Jiggles. I also snuck in a small (3 ounce) bottle of booze, which I secretly dumped in my drink after drinking part of it. Hate to have to cheat that way but I consider it just part of the game.