Tonight this club gets a 5....
Tonight this club gets a 5. Fellas, gals, patrons abound, as I've stated at least a dozen times before, this club still has all of the elements to go leagues beyond places like Savannah's Gentleman's Club, Uncle Harrys, & S Carolina's Temptations and Showboat, but yet still fails so badly due to absolutely no focus and poor nightly management. It still has the best layout, stages, lighting, prettiest girls, etc. But what do they do with it? Harness it? Direct it? No. They just pray people will continue to drop in and particularly little thug wannabees and redneck children that have just never seen a pair of tits or a thonged ass closeup. And you know what? The dancer's know all of this. But does much knew happen? No. Lose the tv screens. No one watches them. Or put porn on them or videos or just focus cameras on the stages and show the dancer's on the screens. They're useless. No one and I mean no one is there to watch sports or keep up on the latest scores. I've been going to this club for 4 years now and I've never once seen anyone "glued to the set." The pool tables are okay but lackluster placement and overlighting creates bad glares and diffuses the "illusion" of the place. The bathrooms are deplorable and smell so bad its embarrassing. It makes the beautiful women degraded. C'mon. Glitz them up. Make them something more than holes to piss and dump in. The layout of the rooms overall should be more consistent. The VIP rooms are okay, but the champagne rooms are a waste of space. They don't get used much and if that's the case, they should be areas that all can enjoy and if they then get turned into VIP room via the $$$, then draw the curtains and partition them off. Otherwise they just sit idle and yet are the more interesting spaces. Their "feel" should be repeated throughout the club. I suppose my complaints really more about the glaring differences. Some nice people. Really nice people. Pretty girls that are engaging and work hard and then some not so. Everything is just kind of wishy washy and you never know what is really going to happen in the place or what kind of place that it is. The customers are confused by it to. Its just "whatever" in the end and that's too bad. And again, its sad because if they "stepped it up", The Gold Club (change the name please!) could take the lead and leave the others far behind in the area. The others would be out of business plain and simple. Hire a dance teacher and show instructor. Get a costume person that changes the girls out and is there as much as possible. Please for god's sake alternate the music and don't just leave it strictly up to the girls. Let the DJ have more power now and then. Oh, and a final "complaint". The most unprofessional and taboo thing a strip club can do to itself (and this one is plenty guilty) is letting dancer's boyfriends or girlfriends follow them all night long like lost puppydogs. Or for that matter, the bartender's beaus. Don't these people have lives other than their significants that work there? Its so plenty obvious and it fucks with the illusion of the place plain and simple. Its like having a woman on a ship full of men --- bad ju ju man. Tell them they can come in once a week for an hour or two and then they've got to scat. The customer picks up on this and you know what? WE don't want to hear about your beau or your gal . Its retarded and so low low brow. I do wish to add that the food here is largely very good and I might add that at one time they had an excellent, and I mean excellent dinner selection and breakfast buffet on Sat & Sun mornings. No shit. The food was incredible and that's saying alot for such a hodunk area.
Full review available to VIP members
Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.
