***First off, a warning for those...

***First off, a warning for those that might not be aware like me: NO BEER. They will not let you bring in beer for some ungodly reason, only liquor*** Went here with high expectations, but fairly late on a Thursday night. Staff seems nice and proper but intimidating. In comparison to the Admiral (only other club I know to be honest), this place is a bit trashy. Seats are not nearly as nice and the total area is so much smaller. One level as well, so you don't get a good view down on what's going down on the floor. It seems a bit cramped and the layout is just flat-out boring, also requiring you to turn around to look everywhere. Stage lighting seems flat and uninteresting. The girls are so-so. Between 12 am and the semi-early closing time of 2 am, they were few and far between. Most were sitting down chatting up customers if they were not out of sight. The stage dances are nothing too exciting, I was expecting full nudity but that was a rarity. Some girls did seem interesting though and actually got involved in real conversation for a while even if you didn't bust out the cash. In comparison to the Admiral, LOTS more contact which is a plus in my opinion. Girls will grind against you, ass and breasts. In my time there I also saw about 3 audience members getting their tops taken off by the strippers. As far as the girls' looks... Well, focus on the bodies (in some cases, look away!). Hopefully it was a bad night for the staffing of the girls... if not, they need some work in that department. Was not impressed with the choice of music either. 80's cock rock works for a roadside truck stop, but keep it out of strip clubs in my opinion. I'll take class over trash. Overall, if you live near any other decent clubs, don't bother with this one.