So it ain't what it used...

So it ain't what it used to be. What is? Fourteenth and K in downtown DC "used to be" hotter than Rick's ever was, and what is it now? A Metro station. Rick's no longer offers blatant "extra" services, but a good time can be had by all with the right dancer, and "up close, if not so personal," with the other pretty ladies. Admittedly, there is one so old she should be wearing white sox, an apron and be taking orders at Denny's, and another so large, non-personable and unattractive she should not be let out in public, but the rest range from cute to pretty, and from warm to sizzling. Some are a little "long in the tooth" for this profession, but there are a few nineteen year olds as well. On the whole, I guess I spend way too much money there for the return I get, but what is an old fat guy to do? It ain't love, but it is young, attractive, female and hot. Oh, and in the afternoon the Sex Nazi only comes around about once a song. Some of the talent is scared of her, and others don't let it interfere too much with either their fun or business. These guys know that being shut down by their customers is just as bad as being shut down by the law.