I think the other reports give...

I think the other reports give a pretty good feel, but I have a different take on a few things.

Now first of all, completely lose all of your American expectations of what a club is supposed to be about. The sole purpose here in Argentina is so that you can select your sex partner for the night.

So I give Hook a 7 on the Argentina scale, but it is off the charts if you were rating it on the American scale, 'cuz thee ain't nothing like it anywhere in the U.S.