I was down in Miami Beach...

I was down in Miami Beach with some buddies one weekend and Fri nite after a bit of clubbing and drinking I let myself be dragged to this strip club. Prior to my trip there I had already read some not so favorable reviews of this club on TUSCL. However, this place was just walking distance from the main Miami beach action and our hotel and the fact that we were too tired to go elsewhere influenced our decision. Since we walked in I dont particularly remember the parking situation but i am guessing most patrons cab it there or walk in from the street. The cover charge does get you but not as bad as some of the Vegas clubs. Inside is quite spacious with a big circular main stage. There was an elevated level at the back with a nice view and plenty of seating where we settled. The service sucked in that no one asked us to get drinks or dances. Since I was not up for either it was fine by me. The girls there varied from 5-8. My friends who did get a couple of dances said that it was all air and not worth it. The main stage dancers too seemed to be just standing and swaying their hips and not really performing a routine. Reminded me of the clubs in UK. All in all a place one might walk in to late in the nite if you are not ready for bed and have some time and money to kill but should not be your destination for a night out with the boys.