Went on a Saturday afternoon. ...

Went on a Saturday afternoon. The place is still way too dark and the guy at the door had a bad, accusing tone when he asked, "Do you have a cell phone?"

I stumbled into a chair and the parade began. One lady after another came by to see if she could sell me a private dance. Some sat on my lap. Some grabbed my crotch. Others talked dirty and told me how unbelievably horny they were. I was pretty polite in saying "Not now" but they all took the attitude that once I said that, they should steer clear of me the rest of my stay. One or two of them actually interested me but I wasn't ready to get a private dance in my first ten minutes there.

The second or third dancer who tried to sell me a private was actually pretty attractive. I told her I wasn't ready just then and asked her long she was going to be there. She said about another hour. I told her to stop by again before she left...but she never came near me again.