On the upside: The non-alcoholic beverages...

On the upside: The non-alcoholic beverages were cool and wet. The women were reasonably pretty. The chairs fit my butt. Not a lot of "wannadance" annoyance. Good sound system. Minimal obnoxious chatter from the dj. No toilet troll. Girls did strip off the top and pull the bottoms aside; really was full nude.

Downside: Minimal selection for 10PM on a Thursday night. Lighting makes it impossible to actually see any detail at all under some cutie's skirt; when it's a full nude joint and you're still not sure if the chickie gyrating 8 feet from you has a shaved cooter, the lighting can safely be said to Suck Dingo.

Got a tabledance from one girl. We moved to a couch along the wall (a built-in padded bench, really) for the dance. Mostly air, a little incidental contact between her knee or thigh and Mini Me. Other than that - zippo. SHe had a nice pair of bolt-ons (more natural-looking than the norm - is she a recipient of the new generation of silicone implants?) but they never really touched me at all.