Walked in on a Monday night...

Walked in on a Monday night around midnight and saw that all the chairs were turned to face the back stage. The main (front) stage was covered by what looked to be an inflatable pool. Its purpose was not readily apparent, but I wasn't particularly worried because I prefer the back stage anyway. I settled in for a night of throwing dollar bills at naked women. Unfortunately after a few songs, they told everyone to turn to face the front for the featured event: pillow fights. WTF? That contraption on the front stage turned out to be a cushioned area for girls to whack each other with pillows. Did I already ask WTF?

It was mildly amusing for a moment (it got more interesting when one of the combatants, a waitress, took off her top -- nice breasts), but mostly I thought it was a waste of time. No dancing on the back stage during the pillow fight. I almost walked out, but the "fight" ended after a few songs and the stage show resumed. I got back into the groove of handing out dollar bills and getting my face mashed into boobies, but then they announced another pillow fight. I decided to leave, but on the way out I bumped into the girl who had just been dancing. I asked her if she could give me a private dance during the pillow fight and she said sure. She led me back to the VIP area (even though I hadn't paid for it) and snuck me past the manager (some sort of Jedi mind trick, no doubt). Her name was Baby. She was tall, thin, blonde, with mosquito bite breasts, nice ass, and a very very pretty face. Her dance ($30) was relatively tame, but I was just mesmerized by her face and had a great time.

Overall the girls were attractive, with a good ratio of natural breasts (yay) to fakes (yuck), so credit to the club for that, but the pillow fight nonsense did nothing for me.