Cheetah's: I attacked this place one...

Cheetah's: I attacked this place one afternoon. Looked for my favorite, Sofie but she was not working. This tall fair skinned Latino with curly blonde hair started chatting me up. Her name is Yaranyi (pronunced as Jaranji, but the way she says it with very little stress on the J, it actually sounds like Irani) She is not persian but she is Columbian. I am a sucker for columbians so accepted a $20 dance from her. She picked a spot against the wall right next to the restrooms, and is also quite bright being so close to the entrance. She also said no touch. WTF? Why is a self proclaimed connoisseur getting ripped off like this. I thought I was just going to go through the motions for 5 minutes and get back to my GreyGoose that is getting watered down while we haggle. Turns out the dance was not half as bad and she was "teasing" me. I explained to her in good english that I don't want to pay for a tease. So it is $100/4 songs in VIP. I asked her to convince me that she is going to deliver on her promise. She started talking dirty and told me all the things she would do to me that your average white wife would not do. SOLD. Off we went to VIP for 20 minutes of non-stop bliss. I tipped the bouncer a $5 and stumbled out....giddy.

Yaranyi: Looks 8

Body:8 (great shape)

Dance, Sensuality:9