If you dig naked women that...

If you dig naked women that like to get raunchy, then you'll agree that SG's is a rare gem. I hope the self-righteous do-gooders don't try to shut it down, and I hope that it keeps going strong for a long, long time. My compliments to the management. They have a super concept. It's BYOB, and the cover is $20. This seems outragious until you learn that the price of admission comes with a 2-for-1 ticket for $25 lap dances. These are done nude and...as advertised...full contact.

I got there on a recent Tuesday night about 10:30. The doorman let me in for $10 because he said they were going to close at midnight, but he still gave me the 2-for-1 ticket. That was cool. There were 5 dancers working and 9 or 10 customers. When "Nina," the first chick I started tipping, came off the stage she invited me up to the little joint at the front of the building where you can get a bite to eat or a cold drink (including beer).

About 30 minutes later, several dudes in their 20s showed up in what appeared to be two separate bachelor partys. Nina was naked and sitting on my lap stroking on my legs at the time. When all these cats walked in she said, "well, it looks like we're going to stay open a little bit later tonight."