I had to hit the land...
I had to hit the land of strippers today because I needed something to review! Monday's are usually not the best day shift to hit but I was game anyway.
Just as a complimented the club last time for having such quality and variety on days, I get there today and there's almost nothing to choose from. As I sat down, I could see all of two dancers, and nothing I would give greater than a 5. Huge down marks for Deja Vu for going through about 4 songs in a row with nobody on stage. Not a good idea if you want to keep your customers in the building.
But Audassia or however one would spell that did save the day for me from being a skunk. She's a lovely girl, sexy all around, and smells wonderful. I enjoyed a nice three song grind, and let me tell you, she has got a truly beautiful pussy. It's a masterpiece! I was left to wonder though, what are you supposed to do when you're in a tamer club like this, and you find a situation where the dancer climbs up on your chair and dances with the smooth, silky kitty just inches from your face, where you can feel the radiant heat from her, and she tempts you to have a quick bite. Unfortunately here, you have to walk away and write a review of thanks to Audassia for such an amazing pussy.
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