Teasers Gentlemen's Club
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14634 US-84 Newton, AL 36352

Decided I would check Teasers out...

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Jpac73
Jun 25, 2007, 12:00 AM
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Decided I would check Teasers out on Friday June 22, 2007. Like alot of clubs in this area they want you to have a membership card. I told the lady at the door that they gave me one last time but it said "temporary". She said I could have still kept it. She used my ID to check my name in the computer and I was in the system. So I paid my $5 and got my wrist band and went inside.

When I got inside it wasn't all that crowded. The parking lot seemed full but it wasn't really that way on the inside. I decided to sit at a table near the wall so I could get a good view of everything. I ordered a beer while I checked the scenery. There were some decent looking females but really no dancer was over a 7 mostly in the 4 to 7 range. For a while it looked like no one other than the waitress would come near my table. After a while the DJ called all the dancers onstage. It was time for the $1 tabledance feature. This is about the only thing I really like about this club. All you do is hold up a dollar bill over your head and if they see you they will come to your table.

The 1st dancer that came over had a nice body but face was just average. I was surprised at the amount of contact that I got. She did a little grinding in my lap. I paid her 2dollars instead of a dollar(I thought she did a good job in the short period she dance). Next up I held my dollar up and this dancer that I really didn't find that attractive came over. She was about a 4 but she smelled great and gave really good 1 way contact for the 30seconds or so that she danced. Again I gave her 2dollars and she was on her way. Next off I saw my prized dancer of the night. Actaully I had a ran into her the last time I was here and was left a little dissapointed.

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