I recently dropped in on the...

I recently dropped in on the Club Cabaret around 8 pm. My initial experience was similar to Clark Kent, except I just paid the cover and went on in. Absolutely zero dancers to be seen ANYWHERE in the club. But a lot of cars in the parking lot and a lot of guys and waitresses movin about in the club. So I figured there must be dancers hiding out somewhere. Sure enough, after I had been there about eight minutes, the DJ suddenly came on and announced THE PARADE OF DANCERS was about to begin. Apparently I had walked in during intermission.

This place is really big and really elegant. As other reviews have stated, it has a lot of G-rated stuff going on in addition to the strippers. In fact the sign in front does not even allude to dancers or strippers at all. It says "Food, Fun, Fantasy". I guess fantasy covers it all, huh.

Anyway back to the subject at hand. After the PARADE OF STRIPPERS was completed on stage, they all came out into the room to solicit private dances. Contrary to my normal practice, I said "YES" to the first girl who approached me, without even negotiation or conversation. So off we went to the private dance area. She was tall, blonde, and skinny. Small breasts. Nice personality. Let my hands roam all over the G-rated areas, even though - as she said when I asked her - the customer is not supposed to use his hands to touch the dancers.