I recently visited Miss Lindsay's while...

I recently visited Miss Lindsay's while picking my son up from college. I was a bit disappointed when I discovered that it was BYOB, I was not prepared for that. I went in anyway and was surprised at the cost to get in, it was only 7:00. The cover charge was waived if you pay for a lap dance, which I did, $30 for two dances, I thought it was reasonable.

When I went into the room with the stage, I was the only one there. It was a very basic set up, a small stage and maybe a dozen chairs set up to watch. The girls (there were only three at the time) came out for two songs so you could decide on who you wanted for the lap dance. Two of them were pretty, although one had a big belly and the other had no breasts. The third girl was fat, I was not interested.

I chose the flat-chested girl for my dance and we went into a small room, more a closet, with a chair. There she told me that none of the money I had paid went to her, and that the quality of the dance depended on the amount of the tip. I gave her another $20. She then informed me that there was no touching, at all, hands had to stay by my side. However, they had VIP rooms where touching is allowed. I decided to spend no more.