I am rating this club a...

I am rating this club a 5 because the hamburger I ordered was surprisingly good. Quality beef, a fresh bun, tasty cheese, and the fries were good and crisp. I visited the club from 5 to 6:30pm on a Monday. Valet parking was mandatory: $4+, and the cover was $6. A watered down lemonade was $6.50, but the burger was a steal at $6. I really enjoyed the burger, and can recommend this place to anyone in the area in search of a nice place to grab a bite. For those more interested in high contact lap dances with beautiful women, I would recommend looking elsewhere. Perhaps it was shift change time during my visit, but there were more bouncers in the club than dancers--and the bouncers were better looking. The best looking woman I saw there was a blond in a business suit walking around with a clipboard. I thought about asking her for a dance, but she looked busy. I left for a flight to London out of LAX without trying a single dance. Several hours later, after my flight had been cancelled, I returned to the club. I was there from 12:30am until closing (2am). At this point, there were around ten dancers, with approximately 20 customers. Some of the dancers were lookers, 6´s, 7´s, 8´s. The main stage was in use about half of the time, and was vacant the rest of the time, meaning that there were significant spells during which there was nothing to see. I had topless dances from three attactive ladies, one of whom I subsequently took to the VIP for the full nude treatment. At $41 the topless dances are significantly overpriced. The lap area is along the back wall, hidden from view from the rest of the club. However, the cubicles have semi-transparent sidewalls, so one can see quite clearly what is going on in the cubicles to either side. Unfortunately, the girls watch one another and tattle on those who break the rules, so the atmosphere is rather uptight. I was told by two girls to keep my arms on the armrests and my hands to myself: at $41 a song. The VIP area is more private, but the dances were still tame relative to my expectations given the presence of this club in the TUSCL Top 40. I have visited roughly half of the clubs on that auspicious list, and I would have to say that this club does not belong there, despite the delicious burgers. If I had it to do all over again, I would fork out an extra $50 for a car and gas and head out to the Hawaii Theater in Industry. I visited that club twice last week and was very impressed. I'll try to post a review in the coming days.