The word is that Krakow is...

The word is that Krakow is the new Prague-the trendiest party place in Europe. And an indication that it is is that drunken British stag parties roam the streets at all hours. Indeed, while wandering around town, I encountered a group of about twenty gorgeous "police-women," all decked out in identical police hats and uniforms that included ultrashort mini-police-skirts, and evidently on their way to "arrest" a groom-to-be for an evening of drunken hilarity. So it was only a matter of time until Krakow sprouted a few strip clubs. And I can think of no better place to someday become a Mecca of strip clubs. Although it may not be well known, Polish women are some of the most beautiful in the world (they're busty, thin, and cute; need I say more?). And, like the countries famous for their notorious red light districts (Thailand and Brazil), they're about as nice and accommodating as any people I've ever encountered. And unlike Thais and Brazilians, they also speak English fluently. So I predict that Krakow will be THE place to go soon for strip clubs. Especially since prostitution is illegal there.

But not yet.

Prestige is a reasonable attempt in this direction, however. I visited Prestige on Friday and Saturday evenings from 11 PM to about 1 AM (entrance fee: 50 zlotys, or about $20, and drinks were optional and about 10 zlotys each). (By the way, I saw no evidence that it is a whorehouse as mentioned in the review below. Also, the trustworthy guide, Krakow in your Pocket, describes it as a no-touching-the-girls strip club.) On both occasions, the same eight girls (7 - 10 in looks) were dancing one song each on a T-shaped stage that extended out into the audience area. The lighting was good, and the music was mostly rock and roll and dance (almost no rap). All of the girls were natural, none had tattoos, and five of the girls were C-cups or larger. All were thin and had nice bottoms, too. And most of these centerfold-caliber girls displayed some very nice moves on stage. It was a real turn-on watching the stage show at Prestige.