I dropped by the Gold Horse...

I dropped by the Gold Horse Saloon on a Tuesday evening at about 9 PM. It's close to downtown but has ample free parking. The Russian doorman/bouncer was very friendly, immediately explaining all the options, mainly $30 per private dance, four for $100. Admission was free. There were about six dancers, all in the 3 to 7 range. Immediately, the prettiest girl in the place (a short blonde) approached me and explained that there was no pole in the back room where private dances occurred, so she'd use me as the pole. While this sounded very promising, I explained that I wanted to watch some dances first and get warmed up. Unfortunately, the uninspired dances of her colleagues did little to accomplish this, and later, when she eventually danced, her dance was energetic, but not very erotic. So I decided not to take her up on the admittedly enticing offer (in retrospect, I regret this decision, since $30 now seems a small price to pay to at least find out what she meant!).

Overall, the dance and dancer quality at the Gold Horse was not great; the motivation was low, probably due to the few patrons on a Tuesday evening (at one point, I was the only one there). I decided to leave to see some prettier girls and more erotic dancing, so I headed to Christie's Cabaret and wasn't disappointed. But I think that a visit to the Gold Horse Saloon could be a good idea if you go to Christie's first. That way, Christie's (which offers beautiful, erotic women, but probably the world's worst private dances; see my review) can warm you up with its stage show, and then the blonde at the Gold Horse Saloon can use you like a stripper pole.