I make it out to this...

I make it out to this club a couple times every year, often enough to be able to notice some consistencies. The most recent time was last week. One consistency is that the mileage available from the dancers is usually very good, and costs less than the prices you'd find in larger cities and bigger clubs. Another consistency is that the dancers tend to be in the 6-7 range, with a few 8s and once in a while a 9. But just like with cars, as the looks go up the mileage goes down. Bar service is consistently good with reasonable prices for drinks. And the music is too loud (although it didn't seem quite as bad last week) and the DJ is always really obnoxious.

All adds up to a 7 in my book. Or maybe a 7.5. Still, it's a good value for the money.