Finally made it to McD's. ...

Finally made it to McD's. Decided to forego my usual DC business stop at Players to check it out, despite inconsistent reviews. Overall, I'd go back but still prefer Players Club. The directions below are good. There is one liquor store on the right prior to getting there. If you continue past McD's, there are several more beer stores and a Wendy's. Lots of lighted, attended parking in back. The entry process was efficient, pay your cover, get your tickets for each beer you have, give your tix and beer to the bartender, who stamps the tix and gives you your first drink. Took a seat. The bar is more L-shaped than previously described and you can't walk around it. The bottom of the L dead-ends at the rest rooms, which were fine. The runway has 2 poles and is about 20 ft long and 3 ft wide. Many of the girls like to collect their tips by crawling along the bar. I saw a black dancer giving laps right at the bar. After watching the parade, I picked out my targets - Natasha, Lacy and Paige. Got 3 from ultra-petite Natasha that were very nice and 2 from an unknown model-face type that were average. IMHO Lacy was the finest of the bunch, total babe, I got 4 from her though she stayed pretty busy. While Natasha and Paige used a little too much pressure in their grind, Laci started out nice and light. She remarked about her sensitive nipples and had this incredible tactic of licking her lips while staring me in the eyes. She seemed to know just when to change positions before things might have gotten messy. Just when I would think she might go for broke, she would change it up. Total pro. She did spend one entire song in a kind of doggie/reverse cowgirl position, grinding away while balancing on a chair in front of usUnlike the others. Incredible view, to say the least. Laci did not use a "drop cloth" on my lap. Natasha used a silky neckerchief type cloth which actually helped her slide better even though I was wearing smooth "lap dance pants." Spent so much time in back, only drank 2 of my beers before heading back to DC. I'd say Players Club is more run-down but at least there you get to play but you have the insane membership/cover fees. But these girls were hotter, overall. I found the couches to be pretty comfortable, it was slow enough that the lap room madam never directed us to a specific couch but she did keep an eye on things. Kind of like being watched by your grandmother. She scolded one of the dancers I was with after we were done, can't remember which, or for what since none went over the line. Between her and a couple of guys that continuously looked over the wall to the lap dance area to get their thrills, it was a bit uncomfortable. I don't mind other guys and gals on couches closeby doing their thing, or the occassional quick peak by someone into the back to see if a dancer has a style you like, but the gawkers have to go. But I'll go back again.