Went in and all I saw...

Went in and all I saw were old, ugly, fat women. There was absolutely nothing there worth looking at, much less wanting to tip or touch. There were two dance areas, but the girls were just sitting there for dancing (except for one overweight girl who was unfortunately "shaking her booty" -- which looked more like a large vat of distressed jello. Oh, and by the way, there was a bum outside begging with nobody from the club out there to keep him away from the customers.