There is an easy way to...

There is an easy way to avoid all the nightmarish stories about "rip-off bitches'' and the like that happen at other clubs in SF. Go to the NCT. Plunk down to watch a stage show and wait to be approached by Mickey, Cheyenne or May. There are other lovely ladies around and you may fall in love with some pictures on the website, but you simply can't go wrong with one of the aforementioned 3. When they haul you to a private room, you'll shell out about $20 to plug the meter. When they ask "Have you been here before?'' and you can't honestly answer yes, just fan out 10 twenty dollar bills and say "I'd like to have this much fun.'' They will take care of the rest. YMMV, but you can generally count on gentle grinding, light and heavy petting, a latex product and a very happy ending. To sift through the other bars/dancers is pure folly. Go with the sure thing. Ask for one of the three girls I mentioned and you simply won't be disappointed. Can't say the same for MBOT, which is down the road.