A coworker and I were in...

A coworker and I were in San Antonio for a convention. Having booked our trip late, we could not get a room downtown and ended up at the Omni. After dinner, we were driving around and were lured by the $5 table dance sign in front of this place. That excitement quickly faded after entering Tiffany's. This interior looks like a bad 1970's strip club (which I'm sure this is). While sitting at our table, there were times when my friend and I had to look up at the ceiling for fear of vomiting from looking at one of the morbidly obese dancers on stage. To call some of these girls a train wreck (which we did that night) would be a complement. How some of these girls made this career choice is beyond me. I mean, I'm not in the best of shape myself, which is why I make my living with my clothes on.

I have never counted, but I am sure that I have literally been to hundreds of strip clubs in my life. This has to be among the worst. The only 2 pluses were, we got in for free by showing our hotel room key and All Stars, a much better club wasn't too far away and ended up being closer to our hotel.