Unexpected quality

This was a few months back, but I realized I never dropped the review.

The club:

Nothing ever changes here. The place looks like a standard rural dive bar (even though it's in the burbs) with plenty of parking and an entrance on the side. You go through the doors and are on the left side of a square bar, unused pole in the middle and wobbly seating all around. It's very dimmly lit, which is a favor, and an older mama is the bartender. There are mirrors on 3 sides of the room and the bathroom is directly to your left when you walk in. At the far end are some couches with a step up to the left that has a small hall where the dance rooms are.