I didn't even see any nipples

This club is fairly easy to find in DTMiami. It's basically on the street it's named for (I think)

I parked where I usually do for Kaseya Center events and it was a 15 minute walk. I did that because it's valet only i believe and crazy priced (50 or 60).

Got a ticket online. A little too frisky on the patdown (I am not gay, stupid bouncers). But no ID check so no scan. The worst part about the club is the requirement to wear pants or jeans. (How the F are you supposed to feel anything or get HM with those?)